1 medium elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
salt and pepper
Cut elephant into small bite-size pieces.This should take about 2 months. Add enough gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will feed 3800 folks. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added. But do this only if necessary, as most folk don’t like to find hare in their stew.